Pepper Spray Is Not An Air Freshener

Okay, so being married to a cop you get lots of dangerous toys, like guns, hand cuffs, bullets, knives, taser guns, etc. We have a safe and keep these things in it, but somehow or someone left the pepper spray out on the dresser. I heard choking, coughing and screaming coming from Emily. She had sprayed herself in the face with pepper spray. I started gagging and throwing up as I came to her aid. I got her in the shower and washed her down and had to flush her eye for a while. She seems fine now and went downstairs to sleep with the boys to escape the leftover smell in her room. I asked her what she was doing and she told me that she thought it was air freshener. I was scared, relieved and a little mad that it was left out. Dennis felt so bad. I guess there's even a child proof way to spray it, but she figured it out. Another crazy night here. I used to think my life was like a circus, but now I'm sure we are the freaky sideshow.